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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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