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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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