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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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