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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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