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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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