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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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