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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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