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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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