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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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