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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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