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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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