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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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