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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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