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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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