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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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