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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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