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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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