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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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