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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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