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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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