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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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