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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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