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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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