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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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