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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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