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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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