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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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