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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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