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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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