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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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