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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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