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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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