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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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