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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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