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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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