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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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