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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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