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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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