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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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