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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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