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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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