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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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