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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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