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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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