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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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