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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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