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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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