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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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