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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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