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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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