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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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