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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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