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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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