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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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