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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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