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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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