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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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