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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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