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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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