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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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