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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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