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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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