Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.