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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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