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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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