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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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