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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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