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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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