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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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