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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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