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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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