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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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