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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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