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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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